Good Night, Sleep Tight . . . Don't Let the Titanus Giganteous Bite!

So, the other night Lisa and I were putting Vanessa to bed. As Lisa was trying to put Vanessa in her crib, Vanessa kept squirming and trying to back-pedal out of the crib. All the sudden Lisa screamed, "Oh my gosh! There's a huge cockroach in the crib". It turns out it was a Titanus Gigatneous beetle (pretty impressive name). It was about three inches long, with antennae about that long too. I put it in a cup and took it outside. When I went to put it in the grass, it hissed at me. So I showed him who was boss and launched him into the middle of the street. No mercy.