Martha Stewart Dying

So, Lisa had this crazy idea this year to use some templates from Martha Stewart Living for our pumpkins. I was pretty stoked at first, so we recruited a cute little girl to bring the pumpkins inside for us and gut them out. She was pretty upset when she had to go to bed (she was having fun flinging pumpkins guts all over the living room with her spoon). So we got started and things weren't working out like Martha said they would. I was getting pretty upset and said we should let the candles in our pumpkins set fire to the templates, burn down the complex, and sue Martha for all she's worth. In the end, they turned out pretty cool, so Martha's in the clear.