The Great Castini

Come one, come all, to the greatest show on earth, "The Feat of the Feet." The famous escape artist, Niccola Castini Brown, has been dubbed by the New York Times and Vanessa's Taco Times as the "Queen of Escapology" for her skills. Her cast-defying "feets" of the right foot have shocked and amazed doctors, nurses, and family everywhere.

(Castini shows off her amazing muscles; pictured above).

Castini's most recent escape was performed after casting under general anesthesia. The audience was certain she would not be able to escape with her right foot and failed to see her masterfully slip out of the left cast.

She managed to time her escape such that her parents did not know until she was out in the desert wilderness, a place full of deception, fitting for a talented magician such as herself.

The picture to the left shows Castini and her handsome assistant, Daddino, just after her escape, removing the cast to display her handiwork.

Niccola remained cast-free over the weekend, a badge of her skilled efforts. Doctors and parents shook their heads in awe of the Queen's stunts.

Castini's current attempt will be her most trying one yet. She has already begun the process of confinement. Before the procedure she was smiling and almost giggling in anticipation of her greatest show yet.

As Stottoni locked her into her straight-jacket and new cast, Niccola looked calmly on to her female assitant, Momina, assured of her abilities.

Castini has already escaped her straight-jacket, but so far has not slipped from her most recent cast. She has until the 16th of August to complete this feat. She is under advanced surveillance by her assistants to record exact timing of her escape. If she succeeds, she will once again attempt escape using anesthesia. However, since show-business is tough, if she fails, she will have to change her act to Brace Escape, leaving behind her once famous casting show. Can she do it?

(Niccola Castini in her new casts and straight-jacket, top; Look of concentration, bottom)